How to Preserve Children

Oh, only if this was more common these days the world would be a better place I believe.

Recipe taken from – Texas State Foster Parents (1989)

1 large field

½ doz children

2 or 3 dogs

Pinch of brook

Handful of small pebbles

1 hot sun

Deep blue sky

Assorted flowers

Mix the children and dogs well together and put them in the field stirring constantly.  Pour brook over the pebbles, sprinkle the field with flowers, spread over a deep blue sky and bake in hot sun.  When thoroughly browned remove and set to cool in a bath tub.